By Cathy Horyn Washington Post Staff Writer
So it's 1993 and what do you have to look forward to?
Four years of Bill and Hill, for starters. Ping and Pong. Rhodes scholar and multiple winner of the College Bowl. One can only imagine the tete-a-tetes, the deep pillow discussions, the connubial cramming. How are things in Bosnia, darling? Any thoughts on the deficit, dear?
But you're ready for the Dynamic Duo. After all, there's no hope for Charles and Diana, Woody and Mia, or Jack and what's-her-name. They're finished, washed up in the headlines with Sinead, Euro Disney and Ed Rollins. Remember him? Oh, well.
Things change. You're older. You're smarter. And maybe you don't know a Pitt from a Perry, but at least you don't care.
Incoming ICBMs
Incoming asteroids
Charles
William
Spandex
C-SPAN
Cooking at home
Home cooking in restaurants
Ed Rollins
Paul Begala
Sharon Pratt Kelly
Jack Kent Cooke
Pasta
Potatoes
Phone sex
Phone psychics
Luke Perry
Brad Pitt
Rush Limbaugh
Howard Stern
Cocktail parties
Seminars
Obelisks
Spheres
Baseball
Basketball
Sharon Stone
Sadie Frost
Drew Barrymore
Juliette Lewis
Leno
Letterman
Gays in the military
Gays in the military
Nuclear plants
Norplant
Pauly Shore
Denis Leary
Marky Mark
George Stephanopoulos
Sinead O'Connor
P.J. Harvey
John Kricfalusi
Ren & Stimpy
Reading about Cindy Crawford
Looking at Cindy Crawford
Arnold & Maria
Harry & Linda
Larry McMurtry
Cormac McCarthy
Vanity Fair
The New Yorker
Horseshoes
Ping Pong
Tattoos
Ritualistic shaving
Leggings
Long johns
Woody & Mia
Ted & Whoopi
Baseball caps
Knit caps
Platforms
Clogs
Paula Abdul
RuPaul
Camille Paglia
Donna Shalala
Butch
Grunge
Coffee
Espresso
Superman
Wolverine
Steven Meisel
Corinne Day
Stephen Sprouse
Stephen Sprouse
Single & miserable
Single & happy
Gay bars
Gay guesthouses
Colorado
Hawaii
Golden Girls
Riot Grrrls
Cigarettes
Cigars
Keenen, Damon, Shawn, Kim and Marlon Wayans
Martin Lawrence
Step-training
Stop-training
Prozac
Zoloft
Jim Jarmusch
Gus Van Sant
Pellegrino
Crystal Pepsi
Jack Russell
Mexican hairless
Wine tastings
Tequila tastings
Aromatherapy
Allergies
Public Enemy
Arrested Development
Jockey Club
Price Club
Jean-Louis
Hay-Adams
Going to law school
Waiting Tables
Miata
Mark VIII
Reality
Simulation
Tassel loafers
Penny loafers
Garth Brooks
Jerry Jeff Walker
Pacific
Atlantic
Looking okay in a bathing suit
Not caring how you look in a bathing suit
Looking okay in a bathing suit
Looking great in a bathing suit
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